roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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(via ugly)

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

(via clestroying)

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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(via flewor)

the-chandelier-swing:

Top 5 sex positions

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(via joshpeck)

(via relahvant)

cock-lint:

itssexualhour:

i had sex with this guy and afterwards i high fived him and said “excellent work!” in a really cheesy voice and he stared at me for a good 10 seconds like ‘what the fuck is wrong with u’ 

he ain’t the one

(via theotherwilde)

taggedbooty:

thanks mom

(via theotherwilde)

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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(via heart)

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

(via kim-not-possible)

simmersvoice:

A couple more Sims Nostalgic jokes :D 

(via theotherwilde)